At least the barbeque sauce makes more sense this time

To be honest I picked the first result on Google, half-heartedly scanned it to make sure it actually told the story about the roast and went "good enough"

I just went back to reread it and I'm kind of horrified now. Going to have to edit in a less insane link.

People were pushing for everyone to comment at least once a day so all the lurkers were counted as active users. It's a little bit of The Pot Roast Principle at this point.

Edit Ok, so don't just pick the first link off Google folks. That got weird fast. Have this Less insane version instead.

Corded, small and lightweight. I think I have a gerbil.