What madness allowed anyone to look at any of these things and be all "oh, I should definitely pay many thousands of dollars for this!"

Oh no! Anyway
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I love what he's done with the place.

Glad to know he's so humble as to accept a mere 2X return.

I wish I could be as cool as Tym. I'm going to throw away all my money and change my name to Styyp_Syly.

I'm still not sure how that fits here though. The religion thing is secondary to the chicken sandwiches. No one dislikes CZ purely because of his beliefs, but directly because of his business. It would only work as a comparison if the chicken sandwiches were the pseudo-currency of a criminal enterprise and a way to get money out of people with the promise of a chicken sandwich that you wouldn't see, but were assured that with each passing moment, your chicken sandwich investment would yield an ever-increasing supply of chicken sandwiches in perpetuity.

What was all that nonsense with chicken sandwich comparisons? Is there a big chicken sandwich-based criminal cartel or something?