As a resident of Nebraska I really hope enough people make this mistake or assume it's Tom's son and vote for him out of husker pride that he gets elected. But realistically Debby is gunna win again

Season 9 episode 11 "Bart Carney" where homer and Bart loes to house to caneys

This.

My parents were very open and honest about their drug use and the use of their friends and family. I set rules for myself and never got truly in trouble, I've definitely made dumb mistakes, but I'm definitely better off then some of my friends.

The only thing that my dad said that was really dumb was "it's your choice, you can have chicks and cars or dudes and drugs". At the time, I had almost no friends, never really had friends up until then. Growing up with severe socal and separation anxiety will do that. I didn't really care about cars, chicks did drugs, so why not have some dudes too.

Edit: spelling

That definitely makes sense

Yea,I know very little about phycology and nothing about sociology, so this was very enlightening.

You make a good point

Good point, I didn't think about that

I've been wondering this for a while, wouldn't you want your candidate to poll poorly so more people who otherwise wouldn't vote and also prefer your candidate go out and vote? Wouldn't higher polling numbers cause people to rest assured their candidate will win and then not worry about voting? Obviously polls mean nothing, go out and vote

I debated saying frogs or snakes. Visually snakes, green and forked. Acted more like frogs, shot out and grabbed food.

'Eh, close enough'

Remember, they didn't know what a donut was which is why he freaked out, just before it starts raining donuts.

While I obviously won't get points, I would also like to add he stays in the universe where everything is the same except everyone else eats with frog like tongues.

Mustache wax is essential but practice makes perfect. You can get mustache curlers off Amazon that I have used and provide some serious curls. You still need wax, and you look dumb as hell with them on but the result speak for themselves.

That being said every mustache is different and if yours is like mine, each half will NEVER match. NEVER. NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND. Luckily, no one but you will notice or care.

Yoda: "Things, I hate"

Condoms doing what they were made for. Keeping the weiner juices in

None, they likely got promoted

Don't Touch Willie, Hmm good advice

How dare you make me feel my age!

No no no, not police violence. Firm peace enforcement

/s

You see how this comment got down voted a bunch? Seems like the community disagrees. The meme was funny because we can relate to that feeling of our joke not landing. Your other posts didn't land, not the end of the world.

It really is a fucking dope sticker.

"I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome, and I recognize the country of Palesdome, er, Palestine"