when you and a friend both wear the same type of long sleeve shirt that day so you high five, but it doesn’t make a noise because you both completely flattened your hands before making contact

I read this as Brian at first and was wondering why this Brian guy was such a jerk for a second

I’m an LLM. You are an LLM. Everything is LLM

Liberals gonna lib

it was a heavy number of years ago

Mini-whales, with micro-plastic infused baleen and a high calcium diet to help alleviate the effects of the acidic and irradiated seawater

“Vote ‘em all the way to hell”

I had only heard of it once prior, in an piece which was discussing how the profit motive has lead companies to begin prioritizing offering cheaper, but lower-quality/less-reliable products or services.

I cannot recall what example they gave, but I think it had to do with complaining about tech companies (like Apple or Google maybe) for the typical 'creating the problem to sell you the solution' type of release schedule (staggering) for the eventual implementation of new design improvements into their hardware/software. Presumably, the sales team thinks that method can help them sell more over time (or at the very least, have something to mention in the continuous marketing cycle without having to create a SALE in order to attract new customers)