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STRIKINGdebate2 Striker @lemmy.world

23 year old Irish non binary satanist

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Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.
  • The way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It's like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking

  • Lemmy is the best social media
  • To prevent the all powerful cum tsunami from wiping us all out

  • Lemmy is the best social media
  • Wtf. Why didn't you mention the cringe lord emperor striker?!

    Edit: using my mod powers to get attention.

  • I do a bit of mischief
  • Sir. Let me get this straight. You're sating that that stealing candy from a baby is an easy thing to do like stealing candy from a baby?

  • Boochi for Pakistan
  • No. She is 15

  • Help me out here
  • Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we plow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?

  • It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
  • That's because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek's choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

  • The most irreplaceable thing
  • Your uncle sound like a well cultured man

  • It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
  • But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

  • My mom's doctor be like
  • Do you think she would have lived longer if she smoked more?

  • My mom's doctor be like
  • Did she live to be a 110 years old

  • For free for 11.99$
  • Advertising, yes but in this case I'll allow it

  • What a safe welcoming neighbourhood
  • Thankfully, in my country they aren't really a thing (could be a thing in southside Dublin though) . But yeah if your hoa is like that then you probably need to more than just words

  • What a safe welcoming neighbourhood
  • Ngl, if some HOA weirdo was getting on my case for existing in a way they didn't I'd just box them in the face. Like seriously, I can't believe the way that people let those HOA people act.

  • Is this too soon?
  • I didn't know that. I've only known them for like the last couple of years. Granted, in 2013 I wasn't on the Internet yet.

  • Is this too soon?
  • I love the Poland balls.

  • We may clown on him a lot but it's genuinely quite dystopian how much power Elon Musk has.
  • I dunno. I would have no interest in watching such a thing.

  • Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk
  • This thread has been so weird for me because apparently something I've always done without ever giving any thought to is weird to people. I don't give a fuck. It's all in jest, anyways.

  • Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk
  • Come on dude. Don't tell me you've never drunk milk as an adult. Be honest lmfao