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STRIKINGdebate2 Striker @lemmy.world

23 year old Irish non binary satanist

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I'm terrified of the Netherlands now
  • Honestly, this graph was able to make me understand why such a small country like the Netherlands was able to colonise the Netherlands

  • I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

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    Levels of delusion

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    A legend has left us
  • Despite getting three reports I won't take action against Ulph. They don't seem to be a troll. I don't believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons

  • Lemmy users be like

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    Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
  • Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.

  • This works btw. Our counsellor just called me and asked to have a session with just me. I have no doubt we'll be discussing how crazy my wife is.

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    We here at lemmy love the antichrist

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    High suspense
  • Could you translate this comment into English for the non trekkies out there?

  • The woke left hates white people too much. Its sad 😭
  • That's it. You let the meme fester in your mind. Slowly, the more you think about it the funnier it gets. Coincidentally you'll also have a much more difficult time preforming, communicating with others and reading. You will think about it more and it'll get funnier. You will notice a punk slime dripping out of your ears and nose accompanied by a rotting smell emanating from your skull along with flies buzzing around your head. It will be at this point when you'll truly understand and appreciate memes like this.

  • High suspense

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    The woke left hates white people too much. Its sad 😭

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    Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.
  • Not anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.

  • Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

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    Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.
  • The way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It's like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking

  • Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.

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    Lemmy is the best social media
  • To prevent the all powerful cum tsunami from wiping us all out

  • Have I drifted too far to be saved?

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    Lemmy is the best social media
  • Wtf. Why didn't you mention the cringe lord emperor striker?!

    Edit: using my mod powers to get attention.

  • I do a bit of mischief
  • Sir. Let me get this straight. You're sating that that stealing candy from a baby is an easy thing to do like stealing candy from a baby?

  • I do a bit of mischief

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    Boochi for Pakistan
  • No. She is 15

  • Boochi for Pakistan

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    Help me out here
  • Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we plow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?

  • Help me out here

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    It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
  • That's because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek's choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

  • The most irreplaceable thing
  • Your uncle sound like a well cultured man

  • The most irreplaceable thing

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    It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
  • But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

  • It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

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    My mom's doctor be like
  • Do you think she would have lived longer if she smoked more?

  • My mom's doctor be like
  • Did she live to be a 110 years old

  • My mom's doctor be like

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    For free for 11.99$
  • Advertising, yes but in this case I'll allow it

  • What a safe welcoming neighbourhood

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    Where your money really goes

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    Is this too soon?

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    We may clown on him a lot but it's genuinely quite dystopian how much power Elon Musk has.

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