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The House of Dead Updoots
  • May I offer you a previously viral, now stale meme with your updoot simulator?

  • The House of Dead Updoots

    If you ever feel hopelessly useless, remember that every reddit ad has a vote widget that does absolutely nothing. And, at least that, is not your fault.

    !the house of the dead updoots

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    What do working Americans fear more than death? Retirement.
  • I do not fear monsters under my bed or in my darkened closet, nor do I fear retirement, which is just as imaginary.

  • Trying to use a rope swing...
  • Average parabola denier.

  • Get sorted...
  • Yeah, I have much more respect for someone trying to rebuild from nothing than some chamber of commerce, yacht club douche.

  • Get sorted...
  • What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?

  • DeSantis Vetoes All Arts Grants in Florida
  • Of course it is, but it's not their voices we will hear, it's the voices of museum directors loosing massive subsidies. I don't mean to imply that individual artists won't be hurt, that's already a given, I'm just saying media won't focus attention on them.

  • DeSantis Vetoes All Arts Grants in Florida
  • FashSantis is a POS. But the sad truth is that Arts funding is sparse and threadbare everywhere. And attitudes about the importance of art in our lives is at an all time low. Now with the last few career opportunities getting smothered from existence by crap AI gen stuff, it's hard to believe anyone really gives a shit about art whatever state they are from. We never use the phrase Starving Hedge fund manager, or starving sysadmin, but far more people are a-ok talking about starving artists.
    What will be interesting is the fact that Miami is a major fine art hub. This is going to piss off wealthy art owners much more than some artist trying to scrounge together a living off increasingly dwindling art grants.

  • How the recycling symbol got America addicted to plastic
  • Yes, it was graphic design all along.

    How could we not see that a symbol would want to put plastic in our balls?

    We are the dumbest for not noticing that all along.

  • United Airlines passengers to see targeted ads on seat-back screens
  • The thing is, it's only a ROI if any of those passengers converts to a buyer. The act of seeing an ad creates no value for the manufacturer unless they are converted to a buyer. What you are describing is a market that has the consumer (ad watcher) almost completely removed from the conversion of capital. Being forced to watch an ad, in this case, only benefits the airline by their receiving ad revenue. The passengers are nearly supflourous.

  • United Airlines passengers to see targeted ads on seat-back screens
  • What's the ROI on ads anyway? I feel like ads are just a way to funnel money between corps. People who are forced to see ads are really not even the point anymore. This is like corporations subsidizing other corporations. Don't even matter that you buy that item being shown to you.

  • [MacRumors] iPhone 16 Again Rumored to Feature Color-Infused Back Glass
  • Smurtphön makers really have nothing new. They got their app store lock-in and went back to sleep. 😴😴😴

  • What is your experience with btrfs snapshots?
  • Been using it on a fedora workstation and a Debian server for 2 years and it has been stable and amazing for backups and regressions. So fast and easy to use. I use timeshift to handle organizing and scheduled backups.

    FWIW, I set up these distros to separate my home directory from the OS, so backups aren't clogged with random files in my /home directory. I use Pika Backup to handle the /home directories to a separate backup site.

    It's basically automated, reliable, and sooo fast. Love it.

  • Individually-wrapped bacon slices for sale in a hardware store
  • You're probably gonna wanna pick up a pack of that Charmin as well.

  • I feel old
  • Wait till these dusky dewdrops get the vespers when they see my cut of cabbage.

  • Video Shows First Neuralink Patient Playing Mario Kart With His Mind
  • Except in the neurolinked soldier will still be playing Mario Cart in their mind tossing banana peels into refugee camps.

  • Because fuck women's rights am I right
  • @braingetter is Caleb Pitts from Podcast About Lists. He's a comedian and this is 100% irony. He is making fun of people who think like this.

  • Fast-food wrappers that contain PFAS are no longer sold in the US, the FDA says
  • Thats cool. Since these forever chemicals are already inside us and all throughout our environment, forever, I guess they don't need to add them to fast food anymore. 👍🏾

  • Neolithic house in the Orkney Islands, Scotland
  • One thing I always wonder about these is the threat of carbon monoxide poisoning. Being that building primitive shelters is a youtube phenom today, I really would love to see one of those shelters tested for CO buildup.

  • Poster of 'homoerotic' Jesus unleashes chaos
  • That's not Jesus... That's Jared Leto... We do have a problem here.

  • There is a little genius in us all

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