Yeah, the part after “all the birds” that he forgot to type is “because climate change is going to kill them all and my billionaire ass is headed to Mars, fuck you, got mine!”

Seems like the free internet as we knew it is dead. Any site with free, user-generated content to monetize Is about to try and suck every last dime from it.

Can someone make a tasteable version of this chart?

Orange in the thigh, blue to the sky!