Well, well, well, would you look at that? We've done full circle, haven't we? It's time to go back to the old internet again.
The "They get payed for being gay?!?!?" Copypasta
The government pays me to be gay, approximately $160 a week. the pay goes up with age to roughly a $500 a week when you turn 26. This is because 26 is the age when most people lol for long term relationships.
And when you get married, the pay doubles. That’s why the government was not so keen to allow gay marriage because it would be expensive.
Not all Ultrakill players are gay, some are straight and cis as of my knowledge.
Yeah, it just began and the creator(s) didn't expect so many people all of a sudden. Old Reddit used to be clunky like this.
Hakita if you are reading this please add a 6 hour sex scene with V1 and Gabriel after Gabriel is defeated in act 3 🙏