Well, not exactly, that orange cockroach has been scurrying around this whole time.

I'm finally going to medical school!

Harvard Medical. As a cadaver. They'll return my ashes to my son when the students are finished hacking my fat ass up for science.

A terrible and infuriating time. Brutal year ahead.

I also use a can.

Correct

It's not.

Fuck no!

I recently bought 4K DVD of John Wick (I've seen it plenty). Looks gorgeous on my set. So, I've streamed JW2 & JW3 the past couple nights.

STFU

Yep, you're definitely "trash".

He is 4 sure.

Cute

You have to be more specific.

I like this Jo Jo... She's from my home town.

This policy is moronic.

Iggy... fun and certainly rolls right into a hyphenated name.

eg: Iggy Sampson Poindexter-McDuff

Good one. One of the best on this thread.

Hmmm, I kinda like it. Ty.

Not at 0115 😏

She's a sweetie, unless she's hungry. Then cries like a banshee.

Fuck religion & churches.

Lock this POS behind bars!

Dissolve religion. Take their property. Treat them as cults and tax them as any business.