She's trying really hard to be sultry but is coming up 100% carp.
I literally quoted those lyrics after saying that my safe word was Meatloaf. I love the song but I didn't know about the HIMYM reference.
It's funny because I'm really fucking vanilla. I've never had any need for a safe word of my own and most of the women I've been with never got even close to needing one, even when I tied them down and entertained them extensively. I was recently invited by a female friend that I've been having sexy conversations with and trying to convince to come out and play for about 15 years to come over and have sex with her while her husband watches and plays along. I'm down with that. I've had a couple of FFM and one FMF threesome relationships so I understand the dynamics. I suggested that she and I have a safe phrase that she could use to tell me that her husband is freaking out and it's time for me to make an excuse and beat a hasty retreat. She said that there was no need. I expect that this is going to be an interesting first playdate.
No. I've never seen it. I read it somewhere and liked it. Is that where it's from?
"Meatloaf" because I would do anything for love but I won't do that.
I am a straight, late-50s man with Asperger's. I've been thinking about touching every square inch of a woman's body. A long time acquaintance recently asked me to meet her for sex and I did the every square inch thing starting at her head and working my way down. She said she had never experienced anything like that before. Another long time friend reached out a couple of weeks ago and asked if I would join her and her husband. I said I would and mentioned that I would like to every square inch her in front of her husband. She immediately got very aroused. I'm going to do it to her in a couple of weeks. I'm very much looking forward to that.
My wife said that having me cum inside her made her, "quiver".
I'm a straight male. I like the lotus position. It gives you lots of skin on skin and puts my partners face and breasts within reach of my mouth and most of their body within reach of my hands.
That's sounds nice. I posted a couple of weeks ago about having had a very long dry spell because of mental/physical health issues my wife has. She told me to go ahead and find a fuck buddy but what I really wanted was physical affection. I connected with an old acquaintance who suggested we get together. We got together and had sex but what really struck her was my need for skin on skin. At one point she was lying sprawled on her stomach and I was kneeling beside her and lying across her back diagonally rubbing against her and kissing her shoulders and the back of her neck. She said, "This is kind of strange." I asked her if she wanted me to stop and she said, "Absolutely not, I really like it, but no one has ever done it to me before.". I later asked if it was like having a 200 lb hairless cat rubbing against her and she laughed and said," No. It was really nice. We should do that again."
Cudding/snuggling is so important.
It went well. She had thought for years that I didn't like her because I never talked to her or touched her. I never talked to her because she was pretty and I am an Aspie and was shy and awkward. I told her that I thought it would be fun if the first time I ever touched her was a kiss
I met her in the lobby of the hotel, we took the elevator up to the floor and walked to the room, I opened the door and we stepped in. She took her coat and scarf off then stood facing me and said, "What now?" I leaned forward and kissed her then backed away. She said, "That's not enough", and stepped forward to hug me and really kiss me.
We talked a lot, we played and joked and snuggled. I'm almost 60 and I was tired and excited and nervous so my cock was a little uncooperative. She was very understanding. We had sex in starts and stops. I went down on her and she said, "WOW! You're really good at that!" She sucked me and we fucked in various positions over the course of four hours. In the end I came inside her and she said, "Woah, we just had unprotected sex." I said, "Yes, but I'm fixed and we're both squeeky clean." She said, "I know. I'm through menopause so I'm done. That was just the first time for me in a very long time." I apologized for cumming inside her without asking and said that I realized that we hadn't discussed it. She laughed and said it was fine with her, that she had wanted me to.
In the end I told her that I had had fun and would like to do it on a semi-regular basis. She laughed and asked me what, "semi-regular" meant. I told her that it meant whenever we could find time to get together. She said, "Let's just see how things go" and I said, "Ok".
When she got home she sent me a message saying, "Let's do that again, ok?"