iF I cANt HAvE eVerYThInG wE miGhT aS wElL hAVe faScISm

Who the fuck is down voting this? Can somebody better at Lemmy than me say? Edit:or prove him wrong instead of down voting

So glad for you to have properly functioning bowels. You're among the lucky ones and should just be grateful and shut the fuck up

"tHe peT cAnT coNsENT to owNeRsHIp"

Is the argument I get when I troll c/vegan

Vegans might be nicer to animals but in my experience they're generally trash to other people. Also a vegan owning a pet is hypocrisy in the finest form.

My immune systems is jacked SpongeBob

I would join an care workers union in a heartbeat

Girlfriend works in childcare and I work in elder care. Fuck me double

I'd be happy with a fatal slip and fall accident

Not because they disagree with them, but because they accused them of being Antifa plants to make them look bad.

🦅

Fitting username

Head(ear)shot

Seems like it some days huh?

I'm both!

Calm down Satan

Your dad looked ridiculous Vinnie did him a favor

I actually gave up recently for my mental health of all things. Turns out accepting being tracked in just about everything I do but also getting all the benefits of living in the future, without the effort spent on mitigation, is a huge relief. Does Google know my daily routine? Yes. Did they when I had the tin foil hat on? Probably also yes.

I'm all for paying my electric bill in horsepower/hours. That feels very American. How many V8s is my house?

You stand on your toenails