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What (naughty) fun have you been up to this week? (from 11h December to 17th December)
  • Coming up on 20 years since my wife and I met, which we celebrate as our anniversary. The last few years have been rough on our sex life, but she surprised me when she was pregnant and the hormones kicked in about 19 months ago. Since then I've been wanting to step it up.

    Had a few drinks after she went to bed and decided to buy some Christmas presents for us. Ended up going a bit crazy especially with a 40% off sale somewhere and dropped almost $400. Got all kinds of things for her, me, and both of us.

    Then I got motivated and invented a card game where each week will give us a specific direction, including some old favorites and some things we've only just started, like pegging. Had so much fun making it that I jacked off every day for a week. Can't wait for Christmas so I can try out all the new toys!

  • What naughty fun have you been up to this week (18th September to 24th September)
  • My wife goes to bed hours before me, and since we've been together forever this can lead to infrequent sex. But she's told me that she's fine with me just waking her up anytime and I take her up on it once in a while.

    A few nights ago she gave me the look that I know means she's ready but I wasn't ready for bed. Later on I regretted it so when I went to bed I started stroking her ass over her panties and she got aroused in her sleep and started moaning. So I fingered her for a while, then went down on her and ended up eating her ass for the first time in a long time before I fucked her doggy style. Somewhere in there she woke up Then we both rolled over and went to sleep.

  • Where is the riskiest place, public or otherwise, where you have masturbated or engaged in sex?
  • In the women's room of a crowded bar in St. Thomas. Ladies waiting in line were unimpressed. Her date was also not that excited when he eventually figured it out.

    Same girl tried to get me to fuck her in the stairwell of a Miami Beach parking garage while we could hear people walking down towards us, I still regret telling her no.

    Separately I fucked this girl from New Zealand multiple nights while we shared a room with several friends in a youth hostel. Taught me to have exceedingly quiet orgasms.

  • The time my wife and I took MDMA and fucked in the Orgy Dome at Burning Man
  • Ha, thanks. I honestly don't remember noticing a smell. The playa is incredibly dry and the playa dust that gets everywhere (including your nasal passages) is a fine alkaline powder. Plus we were rolling. And the room was air conditioned, which is a rarity out there. Combine these things and I think the smell is knocked down quite a bit.