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Hyphlosion Hyphlosion @donphan.social

Your local Zero Sugar, Meatatarian, Johtoker.

I love everything Johto, not just the older stuff.

I’m here for the chill vibes and to have a good time.

Billy O’nares refer to me as “A commoner with gumption.”

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Many such cases
  • Please tell that’s pronounced as X-Face.

  • Makes sense to me
  • Four White Mages? It’ll never work.

  • The latest Ads
  • @Maven Also all the “As Seen on TV” stuff that’s just hanging around by the checkout aisle.

  • New FPS Built Using Doom Tech Is Better Than Most AAA Shooters
  • @Duamerthrax I’d love to get me one of those raspberry pie mini consoles one of these times.

  • The American People
  • Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ American’s God-given right.

  • New FPS Built Using Doom Tech Is Better Than Most AAA Shooters
  • My PC specs are 0. You might’ve missed the part where I said “console peasant.”

  • They're going to kill that poor woman!
  • Nobody ****s with the Jesus! I have the death sentence on 12 lanes!

  • New FPS Built Using Doom Tech Is Better Than Most AAA Shooters
  • Most. But there’s a small problem: Us console peasants can’t play it yet. So… Yeah.

  • Neverminding the evidence to the contrary.
  • Say you’re a (fellow) GFuel nerd without saying you’re a GFuel nerd.

  • Neverminding the evidence to the contrary.
  • That’s okay. I didn’t feel like getting any sleep tonight anyways…

  • Neverminding the evidence to the contrary.
  • It’s true. I usually eat animals that were killed for me. Thanks, grocery stores!

  • Male birth control breakthrough safely switches off fit sperm for a while
  • I’ve only ever read the first couple chapters of The Book of Armaments.

  • Male birth control breakthrough safely switches off fit sperm for a while
  • I find it strange that abstinence isn’t even being considered. Crazy concept, I know.

  • Non-binary
  • That’s a very frogressive thing to say.

  • voltage rule
  • You can’t put a label on a lifestyle.

  • Zionist Karen
  • @Smoogs Lol alrighty then…

  • Polyamorule
  • My brain read skeksis instead of ska. And now I can’t help but picture a band made up of giant, overly-dressed, wrinky old birds rocking out in a dank cave.

  • Maggots
  • That’s okay. I didn’t want to go to sleep tonight anyways.

  • [Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism?
  • People don’t like to be made to feel uncomfortable (via preaching) about something they enjoy.

    Fixed that for you.

    Hate is a strong word, but as a meatatarian, passionate vegans don’t make me feel uncomfortable “with knowledge,”but some can be incredibly annoying with the way they go about voicing their opinions. It’s not because of the “truth hurts” or “truth is uncomfortable” angle that you’re smugly going for, but because some are like the Karens and SJW’s of the diet world.

    And before I’m accused of generalizing vegans, note I said SOME. I also feel the same way about anyone else who is overly-passionate to the point of “my way or the highway.” Like some who are on keto. Yikes.