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Vatican “on the brink of Bankruptcy” due to dramatic decline in donations
And those soft ass priest hands must feel amazing. I’ll line up for one of the Father Jackoffski specials right away.
Vatican “on the brink of Bankruptcy” due to dramatic decline in donations
One the planets largest landlords going bankrupt? I imagine they can cover the spread and still dress like trans-wizards until the lord returns.
Or Polio. Guess we should invest in iron lungs.
They do, actually. The water variety. Don’t get any of it in your mouth, though. How may get the runs.
Make some Predictions for 2025, that we can revisit in 12 months to see who is right.
We’re (humans) putting people on the moon by the end of November 2025. At least one nation but maybe even two different groups of nations. Although all projections are for the 2030s, the latest Google quantum chip and enhanced AI GPTs, will bring all of this up sooner.
Ozempic Could Crush the Junk Food Industry. But It Is Fighting Back.
Double Stuffed OreOxempic for that inner lard ass we all love!
During my wife’s pregnancy, I M31 gained 130lbs, all in my belly—now stuck with a 67” gut, looking overdue with triplets. Doctors say it’s the most extreme case of Couvade Syndrome they’ve ever seen.
TL’DR: dem titties tho. Ozempic for my man’s STAT.