I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:
- This is why I don't date senators. (Still don't know why)
- It's soup day!
- I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
- Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
- Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham...
- (Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)
It's okay. He's tone-deaf.
I'VE ONLY PLAYED THE FIRST. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO PLAY THE SECOND.
I SAID NO LOLLYGAGGIN
WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM? THIS IS AN AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS QUOTE AND I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THE GAME!
GAMERS, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME QUOTE? SCREAM IT INTO THE VOID.
NO LOLLYGAGGIN
He was shot around 10:15 pm on April 14 and died across the street at 7:22 am on April 15.
The first woman to be executed by the US federal government was executed as a result of Lincoln's assassination. Her name was Mary Surratt and her youngest son, Johnny, was considered Booth's "right hand man".
I was about to comment something along the lines of "You add water and drink it, dumbass" but then I realized that it does not, in fact, say metamucil. I'm the dumbass.
I work with special needs students. This semester I'm 1 on 1 with one of the cutest Down Syndrome girls ever. Yesterday she just did NOT want to go to her culinary class. She just wanted to go home after being at school for only an hour. There was no budging her.
Today, not only did she go to culinary, but she had a blast taking part in the lesson. I had a blast watching her.
Now I'm laying in bed and my partner has fallen asleep spooning me. I'd say my day is going pretty well. Nice start to the weekend.
I know a lot about the Lincoln assassination.
Without using pronouns (me, he, she, it, etc) or articles (a, an, the), how did you come up with your user name?
Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.
I'll start:
HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.