I did this at work recently when my coworker brought me a pack of leftover hotdog buns. Texted my husband that I was having a veggie hotdog, but the fact that I didn't think to do it until 42 is somewhat embarrassing.

Our son told us he doesn't recite the pledge of allegiance in class (started last year in first grade). Asked why and he said it's because of how we talk about the country not taking care of its people. Never prompted, but he has his convictions already.

My 70 year old dad is also in denial. Keeps saying it's summer and always hot, but complaining about it lasting for 3-4 weeks this far and we're only mid-July. Then said a week long below average streak would would help because that's how you get average temps.

Did you hear about Pluto? That's messed up, right?

Want me to show you a little trick to take a your mind off that pain?

As of now, the only product I have to buy to support this atrocious company is Fancy Feast because it's the only food my picky senior cat will eat.

I see you've met my coworker. Often open the microwave to find something she previously heated sitting there. Always gives us a good laugh!