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Crumbgrabber CRUMBGRABBER @lemm.ee

I steal crumbs.

Crumbs.

Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring.

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Raise 300 million for a new platform, of platforms.

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FTC's rule banning fake online reviews goes into effect
  • For a monthly retainer of only 100 millionions I will review and certify each review.

  • confessions @lemm.ee CRUMBGRABBER @lemm.ee

    I once opened a portal.

    It led to the pantry but someone else ate all the pizza.

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    You can make any rat talk in a language of another rat species

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    You always know the exact number of sweatshops on every planet.

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    Only one real option here
  • Green is really tempting..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Fuck it. BLUE.

  • we need more cooperatives

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    Hog Rule
  • It all started with the hogs taking Washington State.

  • Least alcoholic Winston Churchill moment
  • This is proper and standard procedure.

  • Murderbot Diaries
  • Yeah and they take her a long time to make because the murderbot is super high speed processing and it takes her awhile to figure out how he thinks. I wish they were longer too.

  • AudioBook Bay @lemm.ee CRUMBGRABBER @lemm.ee

    Murderbot Diaries

    Love this series

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    This fossil does not care about your opinion.

    phys.org Smallest dinosaur egg ever found confirmed in China

    A team of paleontologists, geoscientists and evolutionary specialists affiliated with multiple institutions in China has found that a fossilized egg unearthed in 2021 is the smallest dinosaur egg ever found. In their paper published in the journal Historical Biology, the group describes where the eg...

    Smallest dinosaur egg ever found confirmed in China
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    Please keep the comments clean and wholesome.
  • +2 fake internet points for gentleness, and not just slamming brusque language deep into the nether regions of Lemmy.

  • Please keep the comments clean and wholesome.
  • Right on the line. +1.

  • Please keep the comments clean and wholesome.
  • Classy, and sweet. +3 fake internet points.

  • Please keep the comments clean and wholesome.
  • Technically correct. +1 but probationary period now ensues.

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  • On the line, but I will allow it.

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  • Caring and classy. +2 fake internet points.

  • Please keep the comments clean and wholesome.

    cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/4215100

    > ##### This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot. > The original was posted on /r/interestingasfuck by /u/kevinedwards31cyo on 2024-10-20 08:24:36+00:00. >

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    What weird food or dishes do you eat regularly at home that you would never serve to someone else?
  • I am disappointed with all of you. Please go to your room.

  • Seeking feedback: how should lemm.ee move forward with external images? (related to frequent broken images)
  • I like 3 also. if you can't get a good user experience privacy matters less because there are no users, and anyone can spin up a super privacy enhanced instance if they want.

    I was thinking however that a super stand alone image server would be a great thing for Lemmy, and pixelfed and the Fediverse in general.

    Imgur blew up and was the go to for image hosting on Reddit for years, until Reddit realized it was leaking traffic and users to them and started their own. But hosting images has a lot of potential headaches like copyright violations and big corps suing you into oblivion, in addition to inadvertently hosting illegal stuff. The Fediverse will need some good image hosting servers and video hosting servers as part of the plan in the long run though.

  • Stacy and the Grundle

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    A giant biotechnology company might be about to go bust. What will happen to the millions of people’s DNA it holds?
  • I am willing to step forward to solve this problem. Meesa propose unlimited emergency powers. Store all DNA in buckets, shrink wrapped to perfection. Most kind.

  • Cowbell

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    What are you absolutely fed up with?
  • Every goddamn thing wrapped in plastic that prevents crumbs from falling out.

  • Copybara eviction notice

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    Help is available for your hole.

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    mmmmph

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    yes

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    Proof that physics doesn't work.

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    Be as fearless as the slogans on your tampons

    cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/4041890

    > ##### This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot. > The original was posted on /r/funny by /u/bbrk9845 on 2024-09-29 04:11:07+00:00. >

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    Bun alert extreme.

    cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3971789

    > ##### This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot. > The original was posted on /r/interestingasfuck by /u/PrivateTumbleweed on 2024-09-20 15:22:43+00:00. >

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    100% genuine Panda here. No Lowball offers, I know what I got.

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    A Twitter-like app where you are the only actual user and every other "user" is an AI bot.

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    I miss the names New Yorkers give to their WiFi

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