His hands are shaking from all the flatulence.

That looks like text photoshopped on a blank shirt, especially with how flat the text is.

Salt water

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My favorite band. This is one of the more traditional albums in terms of style, but also quite charming. Any similar bands? I can think of Haken and Toehider.

Eh, they basically are. It's like the whole anti-Zuckerberg outrage. They're just very visible examples, not some fundamentally different evil.

A company, in principle, cannot care about anything but profit maximization. Nestle isn't evil, it's merely more brazenly expressive of the amoral nature of capitalist production.

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Hey everything, the massage is highly defined by now.

Hmm I guess this could be referred to as outercourse, since there really isn't anything preventing the guy or the girl from orgasming. It's just nonpenetrative stimulation, no? 🤔 I.e. fellatio isn't edging either. Or maybe it's because the penis is very close to penetrating her? 🤨

There's a Key and Peele sketch about this

I can say with confidence that at least some call it homocide map, with the evidence you've provided. 🧐

Those other two are also just costumed cubicle workers.

Reminds me of this work by Latour. It goes into the tremendous amount of oftentimes political labor that goes into the establishment of new scientific knowledge as paradigmatic:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pasteurization_of_France

I know some of those words.

Classic first peak mindset right here.

Doctor Who!

Also one of the dumbest names ever.

This assumes that the aorta cannot be deformed by the school bus. Cooked penne can be destroyed by a six sided die.