While I agree with the text in the picture I understand the sensation of someone used to a DE in front of a cli-only

I guess if such things were to concretise, alternative ways would rise. Slowly and far less efficient than the Google engine, but I guess there is always a solution. Maybe a network of relay, like VPN but for accesing Google domains ? I know it would be far from perfect...

I guess many newcomers just go the easy way

Relaxing watching a movie, probably setting everything up to spend a nice evening. During the afternoon best would be to see people or go riding a bike, or to reward myself with some shopping.