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Afflictedlife Afflictedlife @lemmy.ml
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Wish me happy birthday? <3
  • I hope you'll have a reason to smile on your birthday

  • You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?
  • Scared the shit out of the cat sitting in that spot

  • You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect.
  • The power to manifest any desired food in any quantity

  • You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect.
  • The rest of your body strongly attracts cheeto dust within a 1 mile radius