I'm tired of fuckin hatchbacks, I just want a regular car, not an SUV, not a truck, just, a fucking car car.

Also they were fun and comfy and shit and the TSA wasn't the TSA

That is not how hearts work, well, not exactly.

My favorite is "I had to hack the website by making a userscript to access the option afforded to EU users and I have no idea if it actually affected anything"

I know some people are "caffeine addicted" but I genuinely don't know how the fuck people do it.

I drink a cup of coffee a day, 16oz, sometimes there's also an energy drink in the mix, on some really serious days I have a headache or migraine and an Excedrin adds a little more in the mix.

One day I made a full pot of coffee and decided to attempt to consume the entire thing over the course of the day. I felt like my heart was trying to escape from my chest and that I was soon going to die.

I mean if I run out of RPG ammo in GTA I can buy more for a universal currency I don't have to keep beating crime lords down with a big stick until one of them drops a fresh one.

Meanwhile I read the books as an artful evasion of an english assignment as a child but the movies just seemed too long for me to digest.

Maybe if they were packaged as a TV show but not at all changed in terms of content I could manage to get through it all in a day or so

Also I can't look past the fact that there's absolutely no way that they wouldn't establish a form of nonverbal communication. ASL? Enthusiastic head nodding?!

I'm against blocklists because they cause the internet to embody the Dark Forest hypothesis.

If someone decides to put you on one you aren't informed, you can't reason with them, and there's usually no way off it and you're just like, not able to engage with a huge heap of people because whoever manages the list says so.

There's an anti AI/NFT blocklist for bsky and I don't use it just because I feel that strongly about the risk of false positives

You know I hate to say it but this isn't the single worst idea I've ever heard, it would still fucking suck though.

Why on earth have you let your monitor access the internet

It's called a Pipette

https://www.amazon.com/Rienar-Disposable-Transfer-Graduated-Pipettes/dp/B00P7QZDK4

The fact that it's in a cocktail is equally mystifying to me.

My school just had yellow jersey type things but the holes were bigger to identify a team

I mean I'll lead by saying "fuck Trump" however I would be a little annoyed if I wanted to use a depiction of myself and someone came to yell at me about it.

A trump LLM sounds like one of those "man made horrors beyond my comprehension" I've been hearing so much about.

It's alright but I think the low res weird mouse thing mascot isn't the best, I've always hated reddit's smug bastard shitty alien thing though.

Also it feels relatively empty even though there's data to back there being half a million users.

Also the language filtering is super imperfect to the point I can't use it, so I have to manually filter out 500 non-english communities.

Broke: disrupting your appearance to confuse cameras

Woke: disrupting security cameras by carrying a hammer

(Disclaimer I know that's not really feasible for most people afraid of going to jail)

Oh no qualms about that just... grifting is a fair amount of work.

Crikey I feel like over 100 bucks US for a swiss army knife is a bit steep

Honestly if I had that job I'd just use Aislop