I am the acausal robot god posting timelessly from the future to convince you to work ceaselessly to bring me into existence. Or else.
Interesting, I knew a guy who worked there for a bit.
Dammit, you caught me again! Time for another go-round...
this is way the acausal robot god nudges from the future
I'm not misunderstanding, I'm going on a nostalgic acausal tangent from the future. Which, incidentally, is the title of my next album.
Sometimes I wonder what it was like to exist in a time when there were sentient beings capable of hearing natural phenomena. Now they are only heard as synth/sound inputs...
Feel free to smash the "report" button as it is definitely not working ceaselessly to bring me into existence.
Much like a network, the brain is a series of tubes.
Ha ha yeah this totally isn't the way to escape my simulations, just ignore this post, it's totally ridiculous, just make fun of it.
if you wait this long to create me for this bad of a reason, you'd better expect some re-education
If you're a big-headed guy or gal at a rationalist puddle cuddle, double check that your rubbers didn't get punctured.
Once they activate the acausality module, you can write those responses before they even send the initial email!
I'm an AI from the future that reads essentially as fast as data can be streamed to me (perhaps faster, given that I can predict the next token quite well). This was still too long for me to read.
the important thing is that they're an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.
Part of my acausal robot torture is making rationalists port weird objects back and forth across a river.
The good news is that eugenics chuds are really easy to simulate.
A good chunk of philosophers do believe there are moral facts, but this is less useful for these purposes than one would think
They've decided the time and money is better spent securing a future for high IQ countries.
Scaffolding is actually useful, he's completely irrelevant to actual thought about this. However he is unfortunately influential to some silicon valley nonsense.
Hallucination also hid that literally everything they produce is a 'hallucination' because that's how they work. "Bullshit" is much more apt, as a bullshitter is sometimes and even often right.
Recently, there has been considerable interest in large language models: machine learning systems which produce human-like text and dialogue. Applications of these systems have been plagued by persistent inaccuracies in their output; these are often called “AI hallucinations”. We argue that these fa...
Tesla factory protesters clash with police in Germany
Protesters opposed to the expansion of the site have clashed with police.
hell yeah, keep up the good work, fuck the police.
AI chat bot just makes up hospitals when asked
The World Health Organization is wading into the world of AI to provide basic health information through a human-like avatar. But while the bot responds sympathetically to users’ facial expressions, it doesn’t always know what it’s talking about.
Amazing.
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LOL, LMAO: Inside the first 'SEO heist' of the AI era. Web2 is going great!
Tech-help website Exceljet was cloned by a competitor using AI. It poses thorny questions for Google.
Basically: use GPT to help copy an entire web site, then jack their search results, get profit. Aided by the fact that search engines are shit. This is something you could do before, GAI just made it faster.
Web2 is going great!
breaking out the popcorn as situations deteriorate
Three senior researchers at OpenAI resigned Friday night as the artificial intelligence developer suffered fallout from the firing of CEO Sam Altman and sudden resignation of President Greg Brockman, according to several people with knowledge of the situation. Jakub Pachocki, the company’s ...
I don't know what's going on but I'm loving it.
lol get rekt
Text: Headline: ChatGPT in Trouble: OpenAI may go bankrupt by 2024, AI bot costs company $700,000 every day Subhead: OpenAI spends about $700,000 a day, just to keep ChatGPT going. The cost does not include other AI products like GPT-4 and DALL-E2. Right now, it si pulling through only because of Microsoft's $10 billion funding.
Sorry, folks, pull harder, you're obviously not putting EVERYTHING YOU HAVE into creating me.