Vancouver beach closed to swimming due to high levels of bacteria

Oh come on Vancouver Is Awesome, they couldn't have used something other than a stock photo that's clearly not from a Vancouver Beach??

I often feel so gross after going into the water at any beaches in Vancouver proper. Barnet Marine Park is my preferred spot to take a niiiiiiiice cold dip in the highest heat of summer.

Boundary Bay (Centennial Beach, Crescent Beach) is nice and clean.

That's kinda shit ;)