while I'd like to think I'd turn down Elongated Muskrat on principle, the reality is that he probably can afford me.
decide amongst yourselves which I'm actually talking about.
10 0 ReplyAs much as I'd like to pretend I'd be above it, ensuring a future for myself and my children would be a priority. Now excuse me while I go brush my teeth cause I just puked in my mouth a little.
7 0 ReplyI don't like it, but you're right. I probably would sell him a hat.
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I so need this on a sweatshirt!
8 0 ReplyI might have to fire up the 'ol cricut and make this.
4 0 ReplyThat would be sweet, actually.
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doesn't this assume that it has a price even if it's too high
is all sex prostitution?
4 1 Reply“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.”
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