Walking - fucking stoplights / fucking weather / my fucking legs hurt
Biking - fucking weather / my fucking legs hurt / the fucking chain fell off / my fucking tire got punctured
Public transport - the fucking app isn't working / the train is fucking late / my bus got fucking canceled
See? Just gotta try a bit, it's not that hard to complain and make your life miserable. Doesn't matter if you're in a car or on your feet