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Be graph
X axis time
Y axis Jesus whiteness
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/"Bacon? Come on, man, you know that's not kosher."
Are you telling me, all along that guy needing to hold it in was just trying to become the second coming?? Omg… yes.. I get it now… 2nd coming. Number 2! Hold your shit for 3 days and you WILL be the lord
eggs and bacon
Jesus was Jewish
That's a real white Jesus too. Blonde hair and all. You never wake a man when he's trying to die, cmon.
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