[Match-thread] Manchester United - FC København - 2023.10.24

Match Events: https://www.espn.com/soccer/match?gameId=687574

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Onana and Maguire, the scriptwriters are getting creative lmao

Fair play to them both, hopefully they keep improving
Holy shit... This ending
I can't even bring myself to celebrate properly because we're still so ass lol
- fuck that, just enjoy the win, one game at a time.
Onana you fucking beauty
Eriksen is so god damn on point. Making shit happen
Rashford really, really bad so far.
- One of the most frustrating players to watch when he's out of form.
- So has everyone else to be fair. Rashford has been poor all season, but this match everyone is just shit.
Did the ref get so bored he blew the whistle early?
Jesus Christ that was so dreadful...
So...do we have a game plan or just go out there and do whatever?
- And take it easy too. Nobody showing much energy
This is Ten Hag's 49th win out of 75 (all comp)

That is a win rate of: 65.33%

Current top 3 fastest United managers to 50 wins (source) - with winrates:

Mangnall: 78 games - 64%

Mourinho: 81 games - 61.7%

Ole: 92 Games - 54%

Select opposition coaches from PL to their first 50 wins (all comp)

Guardiola: 75 games - 66.6%

Klopp: 99 games - 50.5%

Arteta: 92 games - same as Ole
- seems like everything is setup for an upset against City to get Ten Hag's 50th win, somehow, don't know how, lol, maybe Rodri and Haaland both step on a lego.
  
  Oof you really gonna wish that on anyone?
  
  Even a man city player... Yeesh
my fridge
hot take: not a good start
- Not a hot take if it's true
- Hot take would be that it's a good start. Lol
Fucking hell we're celebrating like we just won't the CL lmfao.

We didn't celebrate this much in 2008 vs Chelsea.
Garnacho... damn...
The fact that Maguire and McT have been saving the team the last few games means what?
- Means EtH doesn't know what he's doing.
  
  LOL I don't know. They're giving more effort so they can prove something.
  
  Yeah, I think it means the level of the rest of the team is low, so they are shining. :(
I trust Eriksen will make our midfield look much better
Jesus Christ Walcott... sorry... Rashford.
I think we should just throw this match and the rest of the UCL so we can concentrate on winning the PL.......

Lol we're so bad.

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