Taking all bets on what October will bring

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Fill the rest of the colander with beef stroganoff you coward
- And waste all the stroganoff? Smh
I guess I missed August. What was that?
- I missed that one too. Apparently it was someone freaking out on a plane and telling people they didn't exist?
  
  Oh right, that. I remember hearing about that and thinking it's pretty gross that people were making fun of her and giving her shit on social media when she clearly had a severe mental break. Imagine having the worst day of your life publicized around the world. :(
  
  Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
I might be getting old. I don't know the first five.
The World Series
- *only available in North America.
  
  *always read the label and consult a physician if symptoms persist.
  
  You're just jealous because none of the other Americas have won a World Series.
What's January?
- It’s the first month of the year.

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