PSA: AAA will help not just with cars, but bikes too!
Cool. Estimated arrival time, 4 hours. Are you in a safe place?
YMMV
You made me vomit?
AAA has historically opposed pro-bicycle legislation. Their first priority is automobiles.
Hopefully they're changing their minds?
Anti-Aircraft Artillery?
Actionable Active Aardvarks?
Is it the same for CAA, in all provinces?
CAA does have a "Bike Assist" feature as part of their membership, but it's tow-only, despite their website saying they will attempt repairs and fix flats.
I filed a complaint with them yesterday for this false advertising.