Donald Trump promised a forthcoming "Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable Report" that would exonerate himself and implicate his enemies Tuesday.
Updating with Gov. Brian Kemp's response:
The 2020 election in Georgia was not stolen.
For nearly three years now, anyone with evidence of fraud has failed to come forward - under oath - and prove anything in a court of law. Our elections in Georgia are secure, accessible, and fair and will continue to be as long as I am governor.
The future of our country is at stake in 2024 and that must be our focus.
What? It's been like 3 years since his presence was oppressive. Shit, I'm getting my second wind.
HEY TRUMP YOUR LEGACY IS RIFE WITH IMPEACHMENTS, INDICTMENTS, AND SHAME. THERE ISNT A FUTURE THAT EXISTS WHERE YOU DONT SERVE AS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE FAILURES OF THE EARLY 21ST CENTURY. ALL FOR WHAT? A CARTOONISH EXSISTANCE OF SHITTING ON GOLDEN TOILETS; BEING A DEPRIVED SEXUAL DEVIANT DEVOID OF REAL HUMAN CONNECTION; AND ALLL THE MCDONALDS, BURNT STEAKS W/ KETCHUP, AND DIET COKE YOU CAN STOMACH. YOU FUCKING ORANGE CLOWN.
So accurate. He's also the prime example of the failures of his generation. Every boss I've had is from his generation and they all worship and emulate him. They think that running a business like him is why they're successful and are totally ignorant of the fact that they were handed the world on a silver platter, promptly shit all over it, and now can't understand why everything is falling apart around them.
I honestly believe that his obsession with being orange should preclude him from eligibility to hold any office of any kind. That's just obvious mental disability right there, pure and simple.
It's true for everyone that's made themselves orange, but I think most people learn after doing it once, whereas he's made it his identity. That and a bunch of other bad choices.
Oh, and I think you meant *depraved, but that could also be correct.
I think there is a stand up bit where they talk about Trump being orange is baffling. Can't think of who it was, tho.
Also, I think I meant depraved originally but I also think Donald's lack of sexual conquest really describes why his impulse control when it comes to women is so fucked.