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> Greentext @lemmy.ml MaliciousKebab @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

Anon is nothing more than a tool

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Holy shit your title was a punchline and it was a good one
Read the whole thing. Fuck you and I'll see you later
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Bravo on your post title, OP. It made the story all the better.
Hello from 2019
what does it mean that he's a 'toaster'?
- the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
  (the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)
  
  Don't forget the "getting rusty" as well.
  
  OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD
  
  I missed the joke by a mile.
- Fuck you!
So she was fucking a toaster?
- Nope. Her "primal urges" were hunger. She only used it to make food
- Hope not
Red Dwarf Fanfic. ✔
- Ah, so you're a waffle man.

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