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Book Shrek absolutely F U C K S
56 1 ReplyShrek, you can't just marry... whatever that thing is!
Donkey, I'll marry whatever I want. God can go fuck himself.
41 0 ReplyDonkey gives no fucks about your outdated morality.
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For whoever's curious, the actual text is "So they got hitched as soon as possible. And they lived horribly ever after, scaring the socks off all who fell afoul of them."
19 0 ReplyWhy does the dress of "whatever that thing is " has a cockroach pattern
16 0 ReplyTo be creepy and kooky, mysterious and spooky, altogether ooky.
4 0 ReplyThe Adams Family!
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I hope this is what the reboot is about.
12 0 ReplyTdIL Shrek was based on a book.
6 0 Replythe good book
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God hated Shrek because he didn't watch the movie but join the hate-train.
5 1 ReplyGlad someone highlighted the relevant parts for me
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