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This is where you come for the shit advices i am afraid. I am not qualified to give piss related advice. Just the shitty.
If this is an emergency please dial 911
3 0 ReplyIs there snow around? If so, write your name in the snow.
Otherwise, piss as high as you can on a tree, a lamppost, or the corner of a building to mark your territory and assert your dominance.
3 0 ReplyImmediately fall on your back, open your mouth as wide as possible, and reclaim that golden goodness
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