My mother in law (wife's mother) spent the night Saturday. This might make the outlook for sexytimes look bleak, but there is some background:
My wife lost her virginity at age 20. Her mom called her a whore, threatened to disown her, and acted like she was the worst person ever for letting a man touch her. She lost her virginity to me, and we've been married for 14 years. When her mom stays over, my wife will... retaliate. She will loudly fuck me while her mom tries to sleep. It's so very petty and I don't hate it.
Haha that's amazing, I love it! Her mom sounds like a judgmental POS
She's very difficult to deal with, because she has a problem with everything. (My mother in law, not my wife) She complains about everything that everyone does, screams at anyone nearby almost constantly, but she's almost completely helpless and depends on people to take care of her. My wife is the most compassionate and caring person to ever stand on this earth and even she has had enough.
The real reason, I suspect, for the anger at her daughter having sex the first time wasn't so much about the sex, it was coming from a fear that my daughter loves this man and he will take her away. The MIL has decidedthat any problem can be solved by screaming at it. When the wife was just the girlfriend and later the fiancé, she spent a lot of time at my house because nobody was yelling at my house, so it became a self fulfilling prophecy. This young woman had a decision: "Which mental health issue would I rather deal with?" And it came down to whatever her mom has, or being stuck with a mechanically inclined awkward weirdo who reads too much and is probably on the spectrum. I'm glad she chose me.
Hahaha revenge is sweet
I took 5g of shrooms and watched Inception and Interstellar, it was a pretty good time
Last time I took a dose that high (6g dried homegrown) I had to stay in bed and undergo complete ego death. I could barely look at a picture of a moose hanging in my cottage.
I'm amazed you could watch a movie! Not to mention such mind bending movies!
I played videogames until I fell asleep in my computer chair.
Sounds like a chill weekend, nothing wrong with that!
Just wanted to share this:
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🤣 This is great!
I, uh, paid some bills and did a little online shopping. Then, when I was finished, I did a little weeding in my back yard. So fuckin' sexy.
I have been painfully turned on for weeks and not getting a lot of relief. I did spend a little time looking at some of the sexy ladies here, and there are a few. Maybe that counts for something.
Nothing super crazy, but I’ve known I’ve been bi for quite some time and I finally kissed another boy for the first time at a pride parade on Saturday :)
Hey good for you! It's great to be your authentic self!
Eh. Had kids over. And I was getting over a slight cold.
How about you?
Nothing sexy unfortunately. Did get to get out and go swimming with some friends, that was pretty relaxing
Came home at lunch for a quickie with the wife after she shaved. She sucked me to completion twice and was mad I couldn't then fuck her too! Rabbit to the rescue
Got to love a mid day quickie! And a good Rabbit is something every woman owes it to herself to get, game changer for sure!
I went to an outdoor jazz event with my sister. So no.
Still, it was great fun until the rain arrived 🥲
Well my partner and I decided to implement our sex life/power dynamic into the household chores. So if I miss the dishes I get a serious paddling- does that count?
No.
I had to work all weekend. Thankfully it rarely happens but next weekend, I'm definitely going to make up for it! I'm sure my wife will be down for it!
