Comic Strips @lemmy.world Zpk1a @lemmy.world 1mo ago

Becky

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I once tried to start a conversation with a girl at a party, but she immediately said she had a boyfriend and pointed at him.
So I had a great, long talk with her boyfriend the whole evening, drinking beers, making jokes and laughing hysterically, while the girl stood in the corner by herself with a glass of water, looking pissed, car keys dangling from her finger.

What a great night. 😄
- I’m going to go with “what is a story that started out real but you made up the end in your head on your way home?”
  
  CustardFist would literally never make up anything! Look at their profile! They meticulously document every aspect of their real actual life in comic form!
It’s 6 and -6
- It's only 6.
  
  Don't know why you are being down voted. You are correct. There is a difference between a square root and the solutions of x² = n.
- or
  
  It's simultaneously 6 and -6 until you open the box
A stranger asked me for the time a few weeks ago and I realised it was the first time in 10+ years. It just doesn't happen anymore. Another thing ruined by millennials
- Why is it millennials that "ruined" it in your opinion ? I assumed it disappeared because everybody has mobile phone with a clock on it.
  
  Millenials destroyed the spacetime continuum in 2168 after trying to make a fidget spinner out of black holes.
  
  Yeah it's definitely due to phones, I was only joking about millenials. Seems like something the news would say.
I was at a cafe enjoying a beer with my mates when some girls came and took about 5 minutes to park and just gave up halfway through.

I saw the police walk down the street so I turned to them and tried to get their attention. I got the 'I have a boyfriend ' thing

I wonder if her boyfriend paid for the parking ticket.
Why is the college calc prof calling on Becky for a trivial square root?
- Becky: "I have a boyfriend"

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