CONSIDERING HIRING AN INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR!!! AROOOO!!!
CONSIDERING HIRING AN INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR!!! AROOOO!!!
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20367057
Ah, I knew it..
YOU JUST HOLD ON, THE STORM IS FUCKING COMING LIBS
( ITS HURRICANE SEASON AND THE STUDS IN YOUR WALLS ARE FLIMSY LET ME HELP PLEASE )
SCREW CARPENTERS, NOT EVEN JESUS CAN HELP ME
( WHAT I NEED IS AN ARBORIST 'CAUSE FALLING TREES ARE THE BIGGEST HURRICANE DANGER IN MY AREA )
PROFESSIONALS MAKE THAT SH*T LOOK EASY, BROTHER. THAT'S WHY I LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS, AND STICK TO CRANKING MY HOG.
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HIRING A PROFESSIONAL HOG CRANKER? MY COUSIN'S UNCLE KNOWS A GUY, SAYS HE DOES PRETTY GOOD WORK
THE GROUND TREMBLES WITH MY EVERY STEP
I REALLY NEED TO GO ON A DIET!
BIG IS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER!
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND A LICENSED CONTRACTOR! WELL WORTH THE MONEY, COMRADE!
I HIRED SOMEONE TO EDIT A VIDEO THE OTHER DAY AND OMG, IT FELT WEIRD TO HIRE SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING "I COULD DO MYSELF", BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT!