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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.com Alice @hilariouschaos.com 2mo ago

How many miles of dick per hour do you give a guy when you're fucking him usually?

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1 mile = 63360 inches

63360 / 6" = 10560

1 thrust per second for 60 minutes = 3,600 thrusts

So about .341 miles of dick per hour
- Thanks doctor
  
  There is a problem with the math just so you know.
Everyone knows you measure this in kilometers, nice try USA
- Oh you must mean metric miles.
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Are we collecting miles points for being a frequent flyer?
- Yes lol

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