[How To] How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

In order to put an elephant in a fridge (also referred to as a refrigerator), one must first dismember the elephant into reasonably sized pieces. This can be done in a variety of ways, with the most common being via a butcher knife. Once you have the pieces of your elephant, you should clear the necessary space in your fridge by removing any unnecessary items, such as food and drink. Then, you can store your elephant in the fridge for up to three days. For longer storage lengths, I would recommend you use a freezer. Enjoy your weird elephant hobbies.