Fox host demands video of JD Vance having sex with a couch
Fox host demands video of JD Vance having sex with a couch
Instead of just ignoring the jokes, Fox is upping the ante.
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Hey guys, it’s time to mature up and admit that Vance probably did not have sex with a couch.
He made love to it. Also, the couch was totally asking for it.
You know the couch was into it... When the couch doesn't want it, nature has ways of just shutting all that down.
I heard the couch was dressed like a total loveseat, and wasn’t even wearing a cover.
Lets call it what it is, folks. It was rape. He raped that couch. Just because the couch had a suggestively placed throw, doesn't make it OK.
The couch was asking for it, wearing that slip cover!
If the couch didn’t want fucked why was it wearing those sexy cushions?!!
Showing off it's legs. Disgusting.
Too bad it wasn't a bed because then we could talk about how short the bed skirt was.
It was totally consensual
-The couch