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Thank you for calling the Mars help line. Select from the following menu:
- Help line
- Visas and Passports
- Accommodations
- Ambassadorial Requests
- Rouge Planet Reporting System
- Financial Exchange
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Connecting…
Hi! Welcome to the Rouge Planet Reporting Agency’s Mars office.
To help us direct your call, please select from the following options.
- Any prank calls, jokes, comments, or other funny business
- Report a new planet discovery!
- Submit astrometry tracking data of a known planet from your location.
- if you have any information about Jupiter, press 4.
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Please leave your message after the beep.
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I think I saw Jupiter in or near Uranus.
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