ok let's start with corp embezzlement

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Where is Life and how do I make them pay for what they've done to me?

If I ever catch that fucker, there'll be hell to pay!

Source: https://www.catscafecomics.com/post/190403521540/slice-of-life

Kiwi's gonna make life his bitch, diakatana style.