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Let my people go....BROTHER!
That sea can’t stop us! No wayyyy!
tears tunic in half
tears red sea in half
My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!
The 24 inch python joke should clearly be made about Aaron's staff... iykyk
Yahweh aka Jake the Snake!
The Lord's chosen people are all the little Hulkamaniacs out there, oh you know it brother!
Pharaoh said, "ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I'm the cream of crop! And I'll raise to the top".
Edit: you have to read in macho man's voice.
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