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This is the sort of thing the cranky old wizard says to the hero before inevitably teaching them about mushrooms so they can go on a magical adventure
124 0 ReplyMushrooms took me on a magical adventure where I met a wizard.
37 1 ReplyI used to be a wizard, till I took a mushroom to the knee.
13 1 ReplyWell there's your problem. You're supposed to use the mushrooms orally, not topically.
6 0 ReplyPretty sure you can use some mushrooms topically 😉
4 0 ReplyThat gets a stamp of approval
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My best trip had three things appear in the branches of the trees I was sitting under: A wizard, Bob Marley, and Optimus Prime.
It felt like a combination that could guard me against literally anything.
9 0 ReplyAh the holy trinity.
4 0 Replynot a lot of people are mentioning the sex and gender aspects of mushrooms.
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