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Quoting the famous philosopher Jimmy Pop Ali:
It doesn't matter what I'm packing in my denim, it's what's in my genes.
- Jimmy Pop Ali esq 'i wish I was queer so I could get chicks' ( one fierce beer coaster, Santa Monica, 1996)
4 0 ReplyAnd let's not forget his other banger: "There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose, cause the scent of a woman's like rotten tomatoes."
3 0 ReplyOh yeah, that one is extremely quotable too:
'I'm snorkeling for clams and doesn't matter if I wanna be, don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny'
3 0 ReplyI had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
4 0 ReplyDoes your girlfriend look like the chick from MASH?
3 0 ReplyDoes she stick to linoleum when she squats?
3 0 ReplyDoes she look pregnant although she's not?
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