Pfft fuck that. A) Pizza is a traditional new world food, I can tell because of the tomatoes and 2) I will put pineapple and pancetta on a foccasia with some stanky romano while teabagging Michelangelo's David before I let Italians tells me about Pizza
A Canadian of Italian descent, and to make it even better: he only called it Hawaiian pizza because that was the name of the brand of pineapple he was buying.