This woman was so nervous about flying, so the flight attendant explained every sound and bump and even sat here holding her hand when it still got to be too much for her
This woman was so nervous about flying, so the flight attendant explained every sound and bump and even sat here holding her hand when it still got to be too much for her
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"Don't worry about a thing, honey. I'm gonna help you through this."
"Those are all normal noises."
"Luggage compartment closing. Cross-checking."
"Just sit back and relax."
"That's just the engine powering up."
"That's just the engine struggling."
"That's just the carp swimming around your ankles."
"That's just a routine patrol, we're not actually in Russian airspace."
"They're bluffing."
"That's just the gremlin ripping apart the wing."
There's some...thing...onthewing
That noise was just a door panel busting open. This is a Boeing so it's perfectly normal.
"Ah!! What was that? Ah yeha, those are the engines, sorry"
"Fuck! Is that God? Are we dead? Ahh, that's the captain speaking, it's fine."