joining the fediverse to bitch about reddit is the same as going on a date, and spending the whole night talking about your ex

I mean, Redditors don’t really have a “real” exes. Their relationship with Reddit, though parasocial, is probably the most real and intimate relationship they’ve ever had. Let them have it.

Wait, was I redditor? You ask. Well I.. *mumbles incoherently and trails off