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If we’re not supposed to stick them in there, why does doing so feel so damned good?
To test young baptist couples.
Me: "I consent."
Q-Tip: "I consent."
Jesus: "I don't."
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
Oh right, Stamets. Hey Stamets, wanna help me jam some Qtips someplace fun?
Make sure there's enough room for Jesus between you and your girlfriend.
It always makes me feel relaxed and sleepy for some reason
Did momma clean your ears before bedtime?
What, what are we talking about again?
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