Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider

CHICAGO—Sending commuters into a panic, a switchblade-wielding subway rider was reportedly locked in a tense standoff Thursday with a penis-wielding rider. “As soon as the two of these guys made eye contact, everybody knew there was no way they were getting out of there without a fight,” said witnes...