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Crave obviously. The latter would be sadistic.
But the thought of a perverted toilet is also disturbing
I just can't bend it that way in my mind. It's in my toilet's nature to swallow my shit, and I need it as much as it needs me. I'll forgive it the occasional unsolicited comment.
What if it has a tongue...
Well, if it has a tongue that means it probably developed alongside us evolutionarily - right?
Like this is no longer "your toilet is possessed by someone with a scat fetish". Not if it has a tongue, that means this is a biological creature that lives off of our shit. Considering the value feces has in regards to replenishing nutrients in soil, we should probably consider these toilets some kind of parisitic - or more accurately symbiotic being. Sort of like a mimic, only it eats your shit.
Why did I think of this? Why would I take the time to use my precious fucking neurons conjuring up the beginnings of "shit eating mimic" taxonomy? Well, you asked "What if it has a tongue...". The answer is that you would probably be used to it, and it would probably lick your asshole.
You did this. I want you to know this is your fault.
R34 when?
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I wish it's a mildly scratchy tongue. Get that itch I don't want to scratch.
made in abyss..............